Oh I hate this bit....... I have NO idea why I'm on here (probably the same reason as everyone else)! Not always a big talker, but with a bit of persistence I can be quite friendly ;) I don't get much time to myself but when I do I can accommodate if you can travel ;)
time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
Hey guys I'm just looking for a nice guy to have some fun with, please don't be too boring or old! lol and be adventurous
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
flirtatious, fabulous, fun loving woman looking for a younger, energetic man to fulfil my wildest desires.
Attractive petite fun girlie seeks a handsome fit fun guy (or a descreet sexy couple) for fun and laughs
Like older guys, someone who will try anything, need some regular fun......man with a good sense of humour preferred! I've been told I'm hard work so if u can handle it get in touch!
Looking to spice my life up
If you can provide the spice I will provide the sugar lol ;-)
After all that's what girls are made of (sugar and spice)
Ideally looking for a man over the age of 35, intelligent, with a wicked sense of humour.
Hope to hear from you very soon x
mmmm what can i say .......... well I'm a girl and i want to meet a boy for fun!!! lol, I'm very outgoing and i don't take life to seriously! only when needed!! I'm into going to the gym quite a lot and i love running so if i don't like you i can run pretty quickly away from you!!! please no time wasters, i am picky thats because its...
Looking for someone who can stimulate both my mind & body! If ur married, I'm not interested as I don't like sharing.
Hi I'm looking find a friend with benefits (not multiples notches) to enjoy time socialising and see where it leads. I work full time & also main carer so free time is very limited. Looking to meet a single man, I will not have sex on our first meeting. I want to at least like person in going to have fun with. So if you are looking to meet a...
I am looking for a gentle man to satisfy my sexual drive. I am not into over the top sex. My body is not bad for my age. I have not had any sex since my Husband died in Dec 2012. I do not want married men, or any one under the age of early 60 s. Would like someone between 65, 66 to 75, 76.Also want locally, Southampton or...
As U2 sang "I still haven't found what I'm looking for"... So until this happens I can not live like a nun. Although I'm sure a nun would give me a run for the holy water on the masturbation front;).
It's probably easier to say what does NOT have appeal for me....
Threesomes,hexagons or getting it on with you're wifey.
Watersports.Iam not looking for a puppy to train. I go...
Hi, well I am looking for the moon on a stick perhaps.
I am new to this area and want some fun and laughs with the male of the species, perhaps some dates , cinema , theatre etc followed by some serious time being put into some saucy fun afterwards , or during.
I would prefer a single guy as weekends away also take my fancy. I am a larger...
Would like to be fucked from behind, ideally by about 5-10 guys (35+ only, sorry) and although NOT in any way racist, white british only. Will ALWAYS and ONLY be with condoms and my husband will in attendance and in charge. This is a bucket list fantasy and we are looking ahead to late summer in the Devon/Hampshire area mainly. F46, M49, thanks and sorry if we seem 'particular" lol